Late-night losers
Hubby and I have a pasttime of staying up late and watching movies. Our favourites are "The Bourne Supremacy" "Romeo + Juliet" (only the beginning, Hubby thinks its totally cool and won't watch the rest - it's "too depressing") and a variety of others ranging from "The Office" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episodes to "Some Kind Of Monster."
Anyway, we realized last night that we've watched "The Bourne Supremacy" so many times that we can say the lines before the character in the movie does. And some of the lines we've heard so many times, they've lost their drama and have become hilarious. We start laughing our fool heads off before they say them. Such as:
"Why Naples? Why now?"
"I will not have Jason Bourne destory any more of this agency!"
"Is that definitive enough for you?"
"How's that scan?"
"You call this a success?" "We have a lead, Marty."
and the best one of all time, "She's standing right next to you."
Maybe you have to watch the movie eighty times to find this as funny as we do.
Anyway, we realized last night that we've watched "The Bourne Supremacy" so many times that we can say the lines before the character in the movie does. And some of the lines we've heard so many times, they've lost their drama and have become hilarious. We start laughing our fool heads off before they say them. Such as:
"Why Naples? Why now?"
"I will not have Jason Bourne destory any more of this agency!"
"Is that definitive enough for you?"
"How's that scan?"
"You call this a success?" "We have a lead, Marty."
and the best one of all time, "She's standing right next to you."
Maybe you have to watch the movie eighty times to find this as funny as we do.
HA! I think you're right! That's so funny...you and your husband must have a hoot of a time!
Posted by Toni | 8:14 PM
What about watching pornos? That would be a nice break. I bet you would be able to say all the fake moans before they happen
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Posted by Morris | 12:27 PM
I do this with "Maid in Manhattan."
I mean, uh, no I don't.
Posted by Tequila Red | 11:31 AM
That Morris guy that commented is a perv. What a jerk!
My favourite lines from the last movie I watched are:
1. "I haven't done this before."
2. "Sorry Mr. Repairman, I can't find my wallet. Is there any other way I could repay you?"
3. "If it doesn't fit, you must spit."
Posted by Anonymous | 7:13 PM